The best part of the second trimester is a tie, between finally feeling some baby movement (in your FACE, anterior placenta!) and no longer feeling like a train hit me.
With my newfound energy levels came a desire to clean and organize all of Gus’ baby clothes.
I figured, everything was clean when I packed it away, and it’s mostly organized by size already, how long could it possibly take?
Short answer: It takes like two weeks.
So many of the teeny tiny wittle baby clothes were covered in milk stains (which is apparently super common over time, even if they look clean when you pack them) and the sheer volume of four years worth of clothes (no matter how tiny) was overwhelming.
I separated out all the things worth keeping, and then anything with terrible staining. The internet assured me that a long soak in some Oxyclean would get rid of the majority of the yellow spots, so I gave it a try.
Oxyclean is everything Billy Mays promised us it would be, and then some.
Also, my god, baby clothes are adorable.
Another fun fact: apparently I packed my fancy, moderately expensive, diaper bag away, full of snacks and a sippy cup full of water, and after two years in an airtight bag, instead of very convincing fake leather, it turned into a giant bag of fuzzy mold.
And, just as exciting for those of us riddled with pregnancy anxiety, today marks my 24th week, and with it comes the magic word: viability.
15 weeks to go.