Hot Date Tonight

But before I tell you all about that — allow me to share with you the phone conversation I just had with my mother:

Me: Hello?!
Smoop: Hi, Honey.
Me: Gaaaah, you made me get out of bed!
Smoop: Oh, hang on a second, I have another call. BEEP-BOP-BEEP-BEEP-BOOP-BEEP-BEEP. Hello?
Me: It’s still me, Mom.
Smoop: Oh, hang on. BEEP-BOP-BEEP-BEEP-BOOP-BEP-BEEP. Hello?
Me: It’s still me, Mom.
Smoop: BEEP-BOP-BEEP-BEEP-BOOP-BEP-BEEP. Hello?
Me: Mom, are you hitting redial? You need to hit flash.
Smoop: I can’t find it!
Me: It’s where it has always been!
Smoop: Ahh, it’s too late now.

She is hilarious.

Speaking of hilarious, I have a hot date tonight, with my boyfriend, my step-brother, and Louie CK. (The following clips are not really appropriate for work, or Grandmothers)

You’re welcome!

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