“You’re not funny.” — my mother
“I love you!” — my husband
“You should send some of your stories to a magazine.” — my grandmother
“I like your boobs.” — strangers on the street
“The dog threw up again.” — also my husband
“You’re not funny.” — my mother
“I love you!” — my husband
“You should send some of your stories to a magazine.” — my grandmother
“I like your boobs.” — strangers on the street
“The dog threw up again.” — also my husband