I’m Ashley.  I live with my hubby Mike, and our two pups Daisy & Jake.  I’m tall, and spiteful, and usually hungry.  I love coffee ice cream.  I miss Lost.  I have a mouth like a sailor.  I talk in my sleep, which Mike catalogs whenever I wake him up (true story: on two separate occasions, I’ve referenced briefcases? wtf?!)

I wanna make babies, but so far, my lazy ass ovaries have other plans, which means medicine + fancy-schmancy science = (I’m guessing here) ultimately quadruplets.

I work part-time used to have a job, but until I find a new one, I do my own little thing on the side (what’s up, Etsy, haaaayyy!)